Lets finish this weekned BS up already.

when I last left you, I had staggered home and hung out with grace. she was a little too drunk to go home so she stayed over. woke up and I had some shit to do I was all psyched for Saturday night cause Brooks asked me to D.J. the LampPost that night, now my original plan was to hook up with a bunch of people and do a sort of JC bar crawl. I ditched that idea to D.J., drink for free and get payed to play music which I love to do it was a can't loose situation. I was also looking forward to getting a park Tavern Burger with Reever from Pop's, Reever is a beautiful 6' girl who sometimes hangs at pops. Nice Irish girl, red hair (aww yea) but she has a sparkling personality. We were to goto the Park Tavern cause she never had a PT burger (and if you have not yet had one I suggest you do at the earliest convience) so I sat around the house for a while, then Justin AKA new roommate was gonna stop over with a check to hold the apartment. he came over around 3:30 with his Girlfriend who is a lovely girl. she liked the apartment so it looks like this is gonna work out. I started to get ready for my Burger meeting when Reever text's me she is running late, she got pulled over doing 90 MPH on rt 440...silly fast driving girl. we meet up and it was a wonderful time at PT burger was great as per usual we get back to the DT/JC and she takes her leave. I have to get my shit ready to head over to LampPost but I stop into pops to meet up with Seany, an O. we have a few bud but zero hour was descending on me.
Get to LampPost when I realize that the CD mixer was not to be found...FUCK.
That means I have to run i tunes, and windows media. But what really upset me was I wanted to play c.d.'s a try out to see if I can play audio from YouTube also. so from my trusty lap to I managed to do all 4 things, and it was a great time. I was also excited to see Mandy and Mundo how cam all the way from Bloomfield to celebrate my B-day with me. Cindy and the good Reverend Dan came thru, Ron and brooks held the fort down, but it was a light night due to 58 was having the Amsterdance. ahh well Sweet pea and her friends stopped by as well as Mander, LuLu, and one of their compartiots. I can't for get about J-pac and his roommate who can bang his head with the best of them. All in all it was a great night. after it was all said and done Ron, Brooks and I stopped by the Amster-party (like an after party) at Emily Faiths house. At this point I was way too fucked up to continue to drink and Timmah said something about McDonald's...So I listened to the Fat lil Kid that still lives in my head and I went. we had to make a pit stop at Lena's (Beautiful bartender at Lucky 7's) place cause someone lost a phone or something like that I was pretty drunk at this point. I get home with my McDonald's sit in my room eat and pass out.
Sunday was pretty boring did my wash, was supposed to go out to see baby mama with LuLu but LuLu Being LuLu she flaked ehh whatever I sat up till 5am watching hell boy and the making of hellboy DVD and that is as the kids say is that. all in all a pretty rad birthday celebration and I would like to thank all the people who got me drinks, hung out and where general well wishers. and with that I leave you with this please always remember to put the cap back on the toothpaste.

St. Pat's Shenanagins

So you read all about my Car. I was Mighty pissed. I went home and said "fuck St. Patrick's Day it suck" I planned on staying in and watching some movies and being all by my lonesome. That plan was thwarted by good ol' Ryborg. He calls and was like get over to Pop's the Bag pipes and drummers are here have a drink. So I did. well yes the Pipes and drums where in the house, then we had a one block parade. We started at 4th, Conner stopped the traffic the pipers piped the drummers drummed and the drunkards walked in the middle of Newark ave. for about 600 feet it was a sight. then we go inside the bar that one beer turned into Many. then there were the Shots, Jamison and Powers. Then the car bomb. then I called all the ladies I enjoy hanging with Elise, Amanda, Emily, Sara, and the all heeded my call. it was a good time. Yes in true Ralph Fashion I even got up on the bar and started a Chant..."when I say Pop's you say merrigans" yes It was a Night for the books. Till I got into it with Shamus. the whole argument was over the fact that he said I belong over at "that coke bar Lucky 7's" well that set me off. I was like fuck you this is my house fuck you! well it is at this point that Elise drags me out of the bar and was like come on lets go.
so we went to Lamp Post where I proceeded to order a beer and fall asleep in my chair. I hear Jacky has some pic's. after that I went home...rather back to pop's where I feel asleep next to Cisco, then when he left I fell over and slept on the bench. come closing time lucky for me, Zack found me sleeping in the back. He then sent me home. So yeah that was more or less my St. Patrick day.

"That was like seeing a unicorn."

Hello Good people, I was gonna blog about my weekend adventures yesterday, but I was Fuckin' Hungover as all hell. It was bad, have the full body inside vibrations and everything going on. So Friday I hung out with the Beck. we had a nice night drank wine, watched t.v. laughed at you-tube videos. woke up Saturday, Beck made me a delicious breakfast I watched some spider-man cartoon, and then hit the road. I took a bit of a nap and figured it was an early start so why not hit my parents house so that I can do Laundry, and move on with my day. while at the rents, Miss Emily Faith posted a bulletin on the Myspace to see if anyone at all would be interested in going to see 'funny Games.' Having seen the trailer for it I had said I would like to see it I contacted Miss Faith and we were set to head into the city to see this flick. I met her at Newport mall (a place I hate more than almost anything else) she was getting new glasses for her to see with. but being that she got glasses at the mall and everyone that works their is a fuck-tard it took longer then they first told her. anyway we had to end up going to a later show then we were going to see and at a different location, the Angelica film center.

Anyway after some time we got onto the path and made our way to the city. it was really in the City that I realized how funny and cool Miss Faith is. we walked and spit bitterness at every Man woman and Korean child who ran past us. We talked about the DT/JC and the people who inhabit it. Being the "nice people" we are we did not give up names but I think we knew who each other was talking about. while we got closed to the angelica the more annoying the people got and with that the more venomous our barbs got. we discussed how good comedy comes from ones self hate. The only thing that kind of gave us pause was Chris Robinson from the Black Crows past us. It shut us up for a sec. The Movie was real good a fucked up little film if you can, give it a look. On the Path ride home we had some good laughs making fun of the lil g's, Mini thugs, and No good nicks. But it was on the train that we both had a did we just see what we just saw moment. There are tons of Homosexuals in this area, Black, Hispanic, Jewish, White, all kinds. But I think we saw a gay Indian couple (granted they man have been Pakistani, or something else they were some sort of Pan Asian person) it was upon seeing this when Emily looked at me and said "that was like seeing a unicorn, no one is gonna believe it" That was more or less that. she went home to shower I went to Danny's house, drank way too much Black tequila and Johnny Walker green, which is why I had to wait for today to blog. well that's it for now don't forget to polish your shoes before a job interview.

Christ I'm a geek.

Today after complaining about money for like ever I broke down and had to get Tickets to the New York Comic con. I had such a blast the past 2 years I have to go again. It's geek heaven, I mean last year part of the security force was made up of Storm Troopers and Boba Fetts. Trust me when I tell you seeing Stan "the man" Lee being escorted to his signing table by 10 storm troopers one boba fett and 2 emperor guards you realize, wow dorky-ness ,I'm soaking in it.

But this year I just have to go. One of my personal heroes is going to be there, Mr. Alex Ross will be in attendance, how can I not go? Alex Ross is a god to me as far as Comic artists, I mean the man has done painted every super hero ever, not to mention Paintings for the Village Voice,, and even a one sheet for the Oscars a few years ago. I hold him in high regard cause his work is so amazing and awe inspiring. Well I guess that's it for now, I got to get ready going to hit the City with Emily Faith to see Funny Games, then over to Danny's for booze-fest. Remember kids every time you masturbate God kills a kitten.