These Boots are made for fucking up your day!

Last night after going to the Barrow Bowling happy fun time, and after hanging with the talented and lovely miss Amanda Thackray, went I got home there was none parking. so I figured I'll park in front of Pops wake up early like 8 move my car and wake up again when it was time for work. The Ryborg called making fun of my Licence plate and telling me he was at pops messing with fat sluts. I told him wait right there I'll be right over. Granted I got there too late and the as he called them fat sluts went home as I walked in. after a while Ryborg and I rolled over to his place to chill out and B.S. around 4am there was still no parking so I realized I would have to wake early.
I got up at 8am went to move my car. TICKET. FUCK.
moved the car, went inside to sleep till noon.
Noon comes I get dressed for work, wanted to deposit some cash, then off to work.
12:25 walk outside to have a smoke and go to the bank.
whats that on my Car? TICKET oh and on top of that ticket a MOTHERFUCKING BOOT. so I call the number on the sheet they tell me I have to go to summit ave to pay off some tickets, then I would have to go to the parking authority to pay to get the boot taken off.
Luckily, James from work said he would give me a ride to summit, which would save me some time and some walking. go there had to pay about three hundred in tickets, then had to walk all the way to the middle of central ave to pay to get the boot removed. Then after all that fun I still had to walk all the way back to my house. I had to dip in to my rent money and I am now so broke it's not funny. FUCK!

Welcome to March Motherfuckers!

So This is march. The St. Patrick month. The month where all the kids in abercrombie and Fitch get their Irish up. whoop di fuckin' doo. Oh I don't have anything against the Irish people, they are a great people who are very nice hard workers and what not, but what makes my ass itch is the fact that bullshit everyone is Irish. No your not. plus what also make me pissed is it's like every weekend in march it's fuckin amature hour at the Tavern. All month I have to watch where I walk so not to step in the sick some fuckin frat tard or some silly bitch let go right outside the bar. Anyway, now that I got that off my chest. HI.
I am really happy because I recently got myself a big boy bed. Yeah gone are the days of ye olde prison cot I was sleeping on for the past 2 months. It's very comfortable, nice full size I am a happy camper. I was embarrassing having people come over and look in my room and was this thin lil bed. Christ I might as well had a fuckin race car bed. So I got that going for me. March also brings the fact that I will yet again D.J. over at the Lamp Post. this Wednesday the 5th I will be playing the jams making all the kids nod their heads and shake their rumps. Come on out if your around good time!
well I feel good that I am still keeping up with this thing really makes me happy to be writing some thing anything again. well I guess I should get going. I hope you are all well. Talk to you kids later. oh, and remember to wear a condom.

The System is down..

MotherFuck! Man you know what sucks? not having Internet access all fuckin weekend. AArrrggg! Really, it's like out internets don't like me nor my Roommate. Friday around 4ish the internet went down. It stayed down all weekend. I could not check my e-mail, my Myspace, You Tube, Ain't it cool news, porn, nothing! I came to work early just so I could use the got damn internets! Talk about eating a bag of cunts, geez. well aside from that I am officially Broke. zero dollars. I have the rent money but I can't touch that and I have to make it the whole week with nada, gonna be real Fun. aright I'm done bitchin, let me run laters...