Monday, June 9, 2008

Too Hot

Holy gorilla fuck is it hot outside, Like Kool and the gang said it's too hot lady gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade. Over at the 3-2-8 it's a steamy mess. last night the new roommate and I tried everything to keep cool. This included but not limited to such activities like sticking our heads in the freezer, wetting bandannas and putting them on our heads (we looked like members of some low level boy band.) and my favorite wetting said bandanna, and letting it freeze a little and the putting it on my head..ahh good times.
So I am gonna help you out with some tips on how to keep cool in the hot hot heat. Take a nice cool not cold but a cool shower...and hey why not take it with a friend, sexy, cool...not so much crazy. Try sleeping with an Ice cube on your chest it keep you cool and when you move Hooo boy a lil cold water fun. Also if you see old people out in this weather make sure to dump cold water on them, they like that. Now I know what I am saying and I'm not under some weird mind control...but be careful with your drinking in weather like this, you could get over heated and suffer some horrible after affects which would all lead to someone dropping a beer...tragic. Well I'm off to suffer some more in this heat, stay cool everyone, like a bunch a' lil Fonzies.

5 comments:

Kirk said...

Try forming and ice condom and putting it on your dick! That's what the Wonder Twins would do. But it would have to be an animal dick, because that's how their powers work.

Jay Amabile said...

picturing you with a wet bandanna on your head actually sounds so humorous to me. good idea tho!

Anonymous said...

or you could fill a condom up with water, freeze and insert into your rectum before bed.

Anonymous said...

or you could fill up a condom and stick it in your glass of water by the nightstand...guarentee to have a cold drink anytime during the night...

VagabondCherry said...

anonymous' first comment about the ice dildo up your ass just sounds like fun regardless of the heat!
seriously though yeti...
get a fucking air conditioner!
welcome to the 21st century, yo!
you're always welcome to crash in billyburg, we do it trustfund-style with central AC... oh yeah!